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July 10, 2007

the top 5 reasons not to write an english essay.

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i love the odyssey. i love the adventures of huckleberry finn. i love the catcher in the rye. i love english the language, i love english the class and i love books. but with god as my witness, i am not writing another essay picking apart sentence construction, grammar use and the reason why.

1#5 because you could be:

dancing. running. listening to music. finding things. losing things. shopping. reading. tanning. going on myspace. going on citytools. eating. drinking. watching tv. working. saving the world. destorying the world. swimming. sleeping. speaking exotic languages. making up exotic languages. flirting. being a g.

2#4 because einstien never did

all my teachers are having orgasiums over him but he never did a single thing in school. and hey man, if it's good enough for a genius...

3#3 because it causes cancer

homie, i'm privy and i just know i'm going to have medical problems by the time i finish high school.

4#2 because you could be writing something else

we've got lots to say. why waste the words on something you'll probably getting a shitty grade on anyway.

5#1 because i said so

and i'm as reliable as they come, ;)




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