this one's intense. it smells horrible and there are brown spots on the walls. not to mention that the bathroom key is attached to a feather duster, so the floor looks like a chickens been lose. and then died, explaining the smell.

one time i walked in and the handicapped stall had a sign on it that said, "biohazarous waste: do not enter". that sign stayed up for two weeks. and i know because i was there everyday.
not to mention the other stalls are covered in toliet paper and...condsesation.

this one's not *that* bad (despite the towel paper everywhere and thats there's NEVER soap) but i know as fact that babies have been concived in there.

this nasty bathroom was discovered by me and my friend at midnight in chinatown. theres the story: we were coming back from a party in north beach and needed to pee. so we went into the only open establishment, the hotel, and asked to use thier bathroom. we were pointed into the storage basement and after climbing over maids carts and cots we found the 3ft by 3ft bathroom. convinced we be murdered on our way back out, we wrote our names on the wall with the maids pen. opps.

its scary, dark and wet. and the last tme i was there the lock didn't work.

this cafe is perfection in everyway, except the bathroom. there are the staffs lockers along the walls and me being paranoid and weird is convinced there's a little camera watching you from one of then. and there's always something on the toliet seat.