We have joked about it in the past, but as our mailboxes get filled with clueless people and psychopaths' mails we will have to say it again: there's no chance that the Earth will cease to exist as CERN scientist activate the Large Hadron Collider this Wednesday. So, to all the morons, please stop writing and watch the LHC start up on September 10th using the real-time CERN video broadcast. And by the way, there's still a chance that one day an asteroid like the one in the video hits Earth, as it has happened six times before. So our advice still applies: ... (more)