Idiotarod: An annual Alaskan race in which morons pull huskies sitting on sleds. (Chris Doyle, 2003) Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. (Chuck Smith, 1998) The Empress held out as long as she could -- 82 weeks since she last succumbed. But requests -- and even entries -- are still coming in for the contest we first ran in 1998 and have repeated a few times since, most recently in Week 699 (indeed, last week the E received an entry for "Week 699"). Here's this year's version: This week: Start with a word or multi-word ... (more)