If, perchance, you missed out on the epoch of Jean-Claude Van Damme -- the "Muscles From Brussels"; the star of "Double Impact," "Hard Target" and "Sudden Death"; the international martial-arts idol who didn't campaign for Mike Huckabee -- you might not get the joke of "JCVD." On the other hand, one hardly needed intimate knowledge of John Malkovich to find it amusing that the actor might have a portal in his brain that emptied onto the New Jersey Turnpike. Or to recognize how funny and charming Elisabeth Shue was, ... (more)